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Monday, December 31st, 2007

Men are so fucking stupid

Haha. Ok I’ve posted a few other emails in the past from the random jack asses who feel some incredible need to “comment” to me. Some how they feel this urge to email someone they do not know and get cocky and cool. In a logical and intelligent mind, I know these guys have something to prove, and something that I wrote hits a nerve for them. Typically, I ignore them, but sometimes it’s fun to piss them off… which is essentially what they want to do to me of course. I never take this shit personally… I know the reality of dummies on the net and how brave they are behind a computer. I laugh my ass off at it actually. I take it as a form of worship that they have the urge to write me. If they really didn’t care (like I don’t) they’d ignore me. But they don’t, they think they will have some fun trying to piss me off… except it usually backfires or gets no attention.

I got yet another dick weed email yesterday. Believe me… this is so FUN for me. I show these emails to my friends and other dommes so we all have a chuckle.

date Dec 30, 2007 8:08 PM
subject wow

Dear Pagan,
I was reading your blog that I found by accident (didn’t even bother to read your stories) and I was wondering…. Why do you call yourself a goddess and worship yourself so much? I almost feel sorry for you, that you enjoy taking advantage of those poor liveless nerds, but I was laughing so hard I kind of understood it. But for the record, don’t think too much of yourself :)

Luis J

I was busy of course when I read his lame ass note. But I was pissed off early the next morning so I decided to respond and take it out on an idiot.

On Dec 31, 2007, Goddess Pagan wrote:

You didn’t find it “by accident” you clicked on a link to get to it. And your email is a sad attempt to get my attention. But don’t worry I gave some fags your email address and they’ve been posting it in gay chat rooms all night.

I hope the point comes across. Yeah I post things on the net that make me subject to hearing opinions by my readers. But when you email someone personally because you “accidentally” read their work… it makes you vulnerable to them and what they have to say back to you.


On Dec 31, 2007, Luis wrote:

Who said I wanted your attention, I didn’t ask for your reply, your not even worth my time. And yes It was an accident since I actually have a life :)

Then he wrote a second response…..


On Dec 31, 2007, Luis Krijnen <ktulu84@gmail.com> wrote:
oh yeah, don’t write back

Here is the moral of the story. You do NOT have a life LOL. Don’t send anyone your opinion if you don’t want them to defend theirs.  i didn’t ask to hear from you in the first place retard. And of course he wanted my attention – otherwise why bother to take the time to open up his email and write something to me. The time he took to do that was time he devoted to me…. duh.

And here is what really happened. Some dumb twenty something non-American moron was looking at porn and clicked on my site to read my blog on purpose. He has always fancied himself strong, and a stud muffin. But for some reason my posts made his little dick rock hard and he wrote me in a horny state being “disobedient” and was hoping I would punish him like a big mean dominatrix, but for free and in email. When I responded a day later his horniness was gone and he had boner regrets. He probably jacked off thinking about me and after being covered in his own peepee juice was embarrassed, or maybe even humiliated.

My job is done.

Happy New year Jerk Offs.

Bound for Life

Sunday, May 6th, 2007

My slave’s name is Brian. I do literally ANYTHING I want to. Sometimes I do it because I get to torment him sexually which turns me on. Sometimes I do it because I am bored. Some days I am sooooo nice to him and he gets suspicious, as he should. Later I flip out on him for absolutely no reason at all, except to laugh. It’s always been this way, it always will be. I have rarely fucked him, but he’s had a few blow jobs. It depends on my mood. I don’t allow him any other women, and I think his hands are both female.  if I ever catch that fucker jerking off without permission…. the little shit will really be sorry.

Douche Bag Email

Monday, November 6th, 2006

What is it about some idiots and the internet? Moreover, what is it about losers that think a true domme gives a fuck about them? Checkout this email I got tonight.

i am a single hetersexual male, and own my own business, i give orders & people jump or get fired. i have a sex drive of course. but no woman rules me. it`s my way or the highway. and i am e-mailing you throwing down the guantlet of challenge. of course you won`t even try.

A professional that can’t use capital letters. Not only do I NOT believe you dickweed, I laughed my ass off at that one. Hilarious. He threw down the gauntlet to me. For that to work, wouldn’t I have to care? Or at least be in some power struggle WITH you? I was going to write him back and try to piss him off just for kicks. Instead I thought I’d humiliate the loser in my blog hehe.

What is it about having a website and being a strong female that scares so many men into feeling they have to challenge you? Oh such is a day in the life of a Goddess. I can’t pick WHO worships me. I can’t keep the total douche bags away forever.

Goddess Pagan

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