Haha. Ok I’ve posted a few other emails in the past from the random jack asses who feel some incredible need to “comment” to me. Some how they feel this urge to email someone they do not know and get cocky and cool. In a logical and intelligent mind, I know these guys have something to prove, and something that I wrote hits a nerve for them. Typically, I ignore them, but sometimes it’s fun to piss them off… which is essentially what they want to do to me of course. I never take this shit personally… I know the reality of dummies on the net and how brave they are behind a computer. I laugh my ass off at it actually. I take it as a form of worship that they have the urge to write me. If they really didn’t care (like I don’t) they’d ignore me. But they don’t, they think they will have some fun trying to piss me off… except it usually backfires or gets no attention.

I got yet another dick weed email yesterday. Believe me… this is so FUN for me. I show these emails to my friends and other dommes so we all have a chuckle.

date Dec 30, 2007 8:08 PM
subject wow

Dear Pagan,
I was reading your blog that I found by accident (didn’t even bother to read your stories) and I was wondering…. Why do you call yourself a goddess and worship yourself so much? I almost feel sorry for you, that you enjoy taking advantage of those poor liveless nerds, but I was laughing so hard I kind of understood it. But for the record, don’t think too much of yourself

Luis J

I was busy of course when I read his lame ass note. But I was pissed off early the next morning so I decided to respond and take it out on an idiot.

On Dec 31, 2007, Goddess Pagan wrote:

You didn’t find it “by accident” you clicked on a link to get to it. And your email is a sad attempt to get my attention. But don’t worry I gave some fags your email address and they’ve been posting it in gay chat rooms all night.

I hope the point comes across. Yeah I post things on the net that make me subject to hearing opinions by my readers. But when you email someone personally because you “accidentally” read their work… it makes you vulnerable to them and what they have to say back to you.

On Dec 31, 2007, Luis wrote:

Who said I wanted your attention, I didn’t ask for your reply, your not even worth my time. And yes It was an accident since I actually have a life

Then he wrote a second response…..

On Dec 31, 2007, Luis Krijnen <ktulu84@gmail.com> wrote:
oh yeah, don’t write back

Here is the moral of the story. You do NOT have a life LOL. Don’t send anyone your opinion if you don’t want them to defend theirs.  i didn’t ask to hear from you in the first place retard. And of course he wanted my attention – otherwise why bother to take the time to open up his email and write something to me. The time he took to do that was time he devoted to me…. duh.

And here is what really happened. Some dumb twenty something non-American moron was looking at porn and clicked on my site to read my blog on purpose. He has always fancied himself strong, and a stud muffin. But for some reason my posts made his little dick rock hard and he wrote me in a horny state being “disobedient” and was hoping I would punish him like a big mean dominatrix, but for free and in email. When I responded a day later his horniness was gone and he had boner regrets. He probably jacked off thinking about me and after being covered in his own peepee juice was embarrassed, or maybe even humiliated.

My job is done.

Happy New year Jerk Offs.

My slave’s name is Brian. I do literally ANYTHING I want to. Sometimes I do it because I get to torment him sexually which turns me on. Sometimes I do it because I am bored. Some days I am sooooo nice to him and he gets suspicious, as he should. Later I flip out on him for absolutely no reason at all, except to laugh. It’s always been this way, it always will be. I have rarely fucked him, but he’s had a few blow jobs. It depends on my mood. I don’t allow him any other women, and I think his hands are both female.  if I ever catch that fucker jerking off without permission…. the little shit will really be sorry.

Yes my pets… even idiots need “wuv” on Valentines Day. Of course they have to pay for my attention, but that’s how the whole holiday works right? It’s a reminder to men to pay some fucking attention to a woman, to buy her gifts, to spoil her rotten basically. And that’s as it should be. Every day should be Valentine’s Day for a submissive wishy washy loser boy! And here is a photo of my dumbest Valentine’s message…. enjoy wankers.

Sometimes my dink slaves put on web cam shows for me and tonight was no different. I just finished a show with my special little fool. Today he got his fake pussy in the mail, tore open the package like it was friggin’ Christmas, and needed to put on a show for me. I had just had my dinner… a huge chicken salad and I was in the mood for some entertainment. This was the closest he was getting to any pussy I can assure you.

I couldn’t find the exact fake vagina he nailed for me. I was laughing too hard so my eyes got all watery. But I found one pretty similiar for you other idiots that feel the need to get some cheap pussy.

Fake Pussy for Fuckers

Some slaves or submissives do not even get the concept… the REAL concept of slavery. Somehow they feel I’m supposed to do everything to please them sexually. Uh…. Wrong. Slavery is about SERVING and maybe I decide the how, or maybe I want YOU to figure it out. See, I personally I like a slave boy bitch to TRY to figure out what will make me happy… then of course fail miserably. Or maybe do something to please me today and have it work very well! But try the same thing again tomorrow and get the opposite reaction. It keeps dummies on their toes you know. I am woman hear me roar, and notice me change my mind. All women are like this really. The smarter the woman the more she WANTS to keep you guessing.

Do you ever wonder what types of guys are my slaves? Who do I talk to to and what do I do to them? Do I really enjoy this or is it just a business?

shithead: my cock is so hard
goddess_pagan: that little stick you mean?
shithead: yes Goddess
goddess_pagan: its not good enough for me
shithead: I am sorry that i am not a real man
goddess_pagan: you are just a little idiot… a shithead

Meet Shithead. One of my slaves now for goodness a few years I’d say. I tormented him this morning with a phone call. After our call I still had the idiot perform for me on his webcam. See? How could I not be enjoying the display of a pathetic slobbering fool?

Mind Control… just read this a few times… chant it.

Bewitched…
Bedazzled…
Bewildered….

Captured…..
Enraptured….
Violated…..
Annihilated….

Trapped…
Caged…
Prison…..

Forever….

From time to time I have a subbie call me and tell me they have a few questions for me before they “agree” to set up a telephone call. Well little ones… that’s why I have an email address. You see, my website is actually quite detailed… maybe far more detailed about ME, my style, my personality, and my interests than most other phone sex sites. And don’t forget I even give you instructions if you are new to erotic hypnosis.

In other words 99% of any question you may have is probably already explained thoroughly on my site. In fact, some things I explain on multiple pages. My phone number is only listed on ONE page of my site and that’s to encourage you to actually pay attention while you read everything.

Now there is still a chance that your question is not answered. I can respect that. Your best option is to drop me an articulate email expressing it. Be sure to introduce yourself properly to me, and ask away. I check my email a few times per day and when I read it I will take the time to answer you as detailed as I can. I hate stupid childish one liner emails… I may ignore that. I won’t answer you that way, so don’t write me that way. You should treat me in email and on the telephone politely – the same way you would if you met me in public. Tread softly with me fellas. Don’t ever forget that I am woman (hear me roar shit) and that means sometimes I COULD be PMSing. You don’t want to be on the opposite end of that, I promise you.

So I decided to write this post actually because some dung eater called and I asked him if he wanted to set up a call… he had to gall to say “maybe” to me. His stipulation was that I answer a variety of HIS questions on my FREE time. I told him… CLIC, well I didn’t really say it I sort of DID IT instead. My time is not free and you don’t give me your rules, because I don’t allow you to have any. Uh, dominant female… ring any bells?

On the more positive side though I did get to do a call with a really cool guy whose fantasy and fetish were about a female vampire seducing him into the dark side. I took him there, I sucked him in, and maybe I will keep him too.

All men love to be “teased” by a woman in some small way. Some men understand that teasing is what a woman is all about. It’s what we DO… we are given by nature something you want… a warm wet soft tight hole between our legs. Smart women know how to use nature’s gift against a man. I love to send a guy mixed messages… maybe I will or maybe I won’t. What do all sex specialists and psychologists tell us constantly? Oh I know.. they say men and women need to communicate about sex openly and freely to understand one another’s “rules”. Fuck that. I never want a man to know the rules to my body right away. I want him to fail, I want to use my lack of communication as a little head trip to make him figure it out. I like it that men do not understand women. It just gives us MORE power over you, and I use it as one of my advantages. Causing a man sexual confusion and frustration only makes him do things that he would never want his friends to know about. It makes him proclaim LOVE, beg, get all sappy and lovesick. I’m getting a thrill just talking about it. I have left a roomful of men in my past in utter desperation and frustration. The drooling and begging is cute. My goal is to sexually tease one man at a time… the world over.

For some reason submissives email me messages such as…

“Are you available now”?

“How do I set up a session”?

“When is a good time to call”?

Let’s review these questions like big boys ok?

“Are you available now”?

Well if you send me an email that asks that you won’t get a response for two reasons. Most likely I will not get, see, or read your email the minute you send it to reply. Yes, believe it or not dummies I am not sitting at my computer all day staring at the mailbox waiting for messages to answer as soon as they pop in! I know this will amaze the dimmest of you…. But I actually have a life away from my computer. I also only check my email maybe 3 times per day like most normal people. So sending me an email that asks me if I am here or available is stupid. Check my schedule hours, listen closely to my voice mail because most likely if you get it during my normal hours then I am ON a call already. Check my schedule and read my site… those of you with even a small brain can figure it out.

“How do I set up a session”?

uh… read the fricking site. It’s really not complicated. I have a schedule and a phone number…. And a website that explains everything.

“When is a good time to call”?

Well I know you know the answer by now. Read my site and check my schedule. It’s all there for you to explain, but furthermore if you want to be obedient then you SHOULD read every word I have to say.

You know what I hate? Dipshits….. I really do. I know you want me to explain.

Some guy calls me this evening and asks for an hour call. I ask if he read my site and his response was “I skimmed it”. Ok I say, but I ask the general theme of his fantasy. He can’t answer me. I say “hello” to make sure the dummy is still there. He is. He just cannot answer a simple question apparently. I push the issue. I ask again. What is the THEME of your fantasy… what is your interest?

His response? “Domination”. Duh I could have guessed that and declared myself a fucking psychic. No shit wonder boy. You clicked through several pages of my BLACK colored website with photos of me dressed in black, leather and boots….like a dominant. Even if the dipshit can’t read, he could have noticed the domination theme on the site. I dreamed about stapling a huge “genius” sign to his forehead. Hmm maybe a hammer and a big nail would work as well. I shook off my fantasy to get back to the one sided conversation.

Ok I say trying to stay calm because often you have to do that with retarded people. They need more patience than people of normal intelligence. I take a minute and explain why I am asking. I figure if he understands why I am asking, perhaps the response will have some level of intelligence to it.

I explain that I am asking because many do not read my site carefully and then they don’t realize that I specifically say on my site that I am not into their fantasy. It saves us both a lot of time if I just know in general first. (Especially when someone is as unclear as this dude was). So after I explain myself…. He asks me what I DO like. I told him I’m not going over that info because I asked him a direct question and wanted the respect of an answer. Again he asked me what I was “into”. I hung up on him. I lost interest.

What is it about these dipshits? Are they really this stupid? Do they think they are topping from the bottom? Do they get a lousy little boner and lose all ability to think with their human heads?

Ok I feel better now after just ranting over it. I hope he does come back to my site to actually read it now (if he can read). I hope he sees it and recognizes himself. Maybe he will be the wiser for it. Hopefully YOU reading this will be wiser too.