Email Me Like a Big Boy
For some reason submissives email me messages such as…
“Are you available now”?
“How do I set up a session”?
“When is a good time to call”?
Let’s review these questions like big boys ok?
“Are you available now”?
Well if you send me an email that asks that you won’t get a response for two reasons. Most likely I will not get, see, or read your email the minute you send it to reply. Yes, believe it or not dummies I am not sitting at my computer all day staring at the mailbox waiting for messages to answer as soon as they pop in! I know this will amaze the dimmest of you…. But I actually have a life away from my computer. I also only check my email maybe 3 times per day like most normal people. So sending me an email that asks me if I am here or available is stupid. Check my schedule hours, listen closely to my voice mail because most likely if you get it during my normal hours then I am ON a call already. Check my schedule and read my site… those of you with even a small brain can figure it out.
“How do I set up a session”?
uh… read the fricking site. It’s really not complicated. I have a schedule and a phone number…. And a website that explains everything.
“When is a good time to call”?
Well I know you know the answer by now. Read my site and check my schedule. It’s all there for you to explain, but furthermore if you want to be obedient then you SHOULD read every word I have to say.
