How To Piss a Goddess Off
Some Pet Peeves!
Ok dick dangler.. these are some of my pet peeves. Don’t do this stuff, don’t act these ways, and you will adore me. I can be super nice, but I can also be Super Bitch 2000. You will like the nicer version - I promise!
Assumptions. I hate them. Don’t assume jack about me, and I won’t about you. I will be sure to ASK you a question without assuming your response on every call. I will be listening closely to you. Do the same for me.
Egos. Leave it at the door or have it beaten down. I have a fuck off attitude and if I so desire - that’s what you will do Mr. Ego Cool guy… you will fuck off.
Favors. I don’t like people ask me for favors when it’s pretty clear on my site that I am a dominant who doesn’t like a lot of crap. I don’t do favors for anyone without some form of incentive. And even if you offer that - I still reserve the right to say no for any reason. So if you have little designs of how you think I should break up your call time, or of how I should call you back, or how I should devote a ton of personal time on sending you emails…. You would be asleep, probably in a dreamland and need to wake up.
Ignorance. If you act stupid, and sound stupid then I will figure that you probably are stupid. Ignorance is not an acceptable excuse for anything. You have a brain; it probably functions, so perhaps test it out occasionally.
Tricks. Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids. Pull one or try one - you’ll meet my bitch side. And she isn’t as nice as I am. Try it stud, just once and that’s all it will take.
Pressure. Any pressure for answers that I choose not to give will anger me. I am open and honest with 99% of my responses. If I should choose not to answer your question then respect it.
Pushiness. Some guys are pushy, and some girls despise those guys. I am one of those girls. Has anyone ever called you pushy? If so, then don’t call me! I will run out of patience the second time you interrupt me when I am speaking. Pushy dudes tend to be the ones who try to “turn the tables” or want to prove that they “can’t” be dominated. But I can prove that your telephone has a dial tone! Click.
Whimpering. Argh it makes me sick. Would you like some WHINE with that? If you whimper or whine, I won’t like you. If it even sounds a little like a whimper, I will clock you one in the mouth, and leave you all alone wimp.
