Yes it’s Erotic Hypnosis Dipshit

Oh now here is a classic one for you tele-subbies. Some wanker called me and said, “Hello Pagan, I was wondering… do you do erotic hypnosis”?

Now I ask you pets… are all men this dumb? Do these nitwits realize that the only way to get my telephone number is to click through at least three pages that plaster erotic hypnosis all over them? I mean could there be a dumber question on the planet?

Do you all want to know what I said? Well of course you do since you all hang on every word I say. I said, “I dunno what do YOU think”?

I was always taught by my powerful strong mother that if you ask a stupid question, then you will get a stupid answer. Yes little weeping drooling mongrels… I can play dumb too. But I play it much better and much meaner than you can. The next sound he heard was a “click” and I promptly blocked his ass from calling me back.

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Goddess Pagan

Erotic Hypnosis

This is my fucking blog... and all blogs are egotistical, therefore mine is no different. Read about how great I am, or better yet... just listen to me rant! Welcome to my bitchy world!