Yes pets, it’s time for me to update my website a little. A little nip and tuck. I’m thinking of adding some new photos, perhaps even some fetish galleries. I have not quite decided and I don’t know if I will have a lot of time for it, but I do have my mind on it.

What’s your mind on? the answer should be me. And you should make sure to read my webpage closely before you call me. It’s ridiculous but I DO include a lot of information here, and sometimes guys call me after never having read it. You should get to kow me on my website before you call me. It SHOULD be common sense. But of course, men with a hard on lose all form of rational thought.

Oh now here is a classic one for you tele-subbies. Some wanker called me and said, “Hello Pagan, I was wondering… do you do erotic hypnosis”?

Now I ask you pets… are all men this dumb? Do these nitwits realize that the only way to get my telephone number is to click through at least three pages that plaster erotic hypnosis all over them? I mean could there be a dumber question on the planet?

Do you all want to know what I said? Well of course you do since you all hang on every word I say. I said, “I dunno what do YOU think”?

I was always taught by my powerful strong mother that if you ask a stupid question, then you will get a stupid answer. Yes little weeping drooling mongrels… I can play dumb too. But I play it much better and much meaner than you can. The next sound he heard was a “click” and I promptly blocked his ass from calling me back.